find out if someone is gay! guaranteed!
Why does your coworker keep giving you those “looks”? Is your sister spending a bit too much time with the captain of her softball team? Have you been catching your boyfriend checking out other guys?
Just like you, I used to lay awake at night worrying about things like this. But not anymore! Now I’m using GLB test strips from Check4 to know for sure about all the Gays, Lesbians, and Bisexuals I inadvertently encounter every day. I’ve already been able to “out” 2 coworkers, my cousin, the guy at the sports bar who wanted to change the channel to gymnastics, and the (now former) pastor of my church!!! I just bought a second kit so I can have one at home and one for the gym.
Check4 has some other products you should check out too. I’m a big fan of the PureWhite test strips. Unfortunately, the Check4Christ strips sometimes give false positives for those pesky agnostics.
Obviously, this is a joke. It’s a doctored photo of the pool test strips we use from http://www.glbpoolspa.com/
(They also have another product whose name I find really funny: “GLB Strike Out” Wasn’t that the political action group I joined in college?)
But what if this was a real product? How well do you think it would sell? Discuss.
